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I AM TOO LAZY TO GM. THEREFORE, THIS IS DEAD. SORRY. I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A THREE YEAR OLD.

LRPU!

Plot: Welcome to the world of organized crime. You are a member of the infamous Abba cartel, a network of suppliers, burros, thugs and dealers. This is a world where the law is like a mosquito in the ear of Goliath. Drugs, money, sex, this is your life. You keep boss Abba happy and hey, you get to live another day. A fragile life in a realm of sin and luxury. Just try to keep the guns out of your mouth.

What I am looking for
Advanced rpers who are not afraid of extreme violence, cussing and sex. I need rough characters, crazy characters all skilled in the arts I will later list for you. Any sexuality is more than welcome, if you you can't handle that... die. Bwaha! Some characters' jobs require less action, so if you know you can't be on very often then request one. Characters need to keep their eyes open for new opportunities. You are criminals, cut throats. You have no loyalties, you just do what you need to to stay on top. Take advantage of everyone. If you can get away with it, do it. I also don't want a bunch of young pretty people... that's ok if you're in the kinda spy/seduction business, but I want them to be the minority. Also, if our character is remotely anime like, I will not accept them.
NOTE: This is not a free-for-all. You send an application, I look at them all and pick who gets in. If you don't get in, no hard feelings. Just means your character either had a personality too similar to someone else's, was too centered around a job claimed by someone else or was just not the type for this rp.
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Character Positions
Negotiators
Weapons Specialists (Can make weapons or just wield them VERY well)
Assassins (Snipers, seducers, barge in and shoot everyone uppers, kill anything for green folks...)
Spies
Pyrotechnics Specialists
Security
Thugs (Getta do a little of everything)
Clean Up (body disposal/cover-ups)
ETC.

M's Character Application
Abba's Art Collection
Cocaine's Specifics
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Abba's Men
Faces to Know
The Boss's Speech

The Abba Cartel

Any questions ask [NOOOPE]

! ! WARNING ! !

Be familiar with the rules and rp set up, also, warn me if you'll be gone for a while or wanna pull out. Repeated offenses will result in your character's death and your expulsion from the game.

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RP is starting, see Abba's Men.

New players still welcome.

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2008-01-05 [Crankychangeling]: M! Post my characters for fuck sake. I sent them to you days ago!

2008-01-05 [Crankychangeling]: Sorry, that was the vicodin talking. But seriously, post them or I will eat you face.

2008-01-05 [kay-chan]: Mmmmm, vicodin. And now we're getting all kinky-like.

2008-01-05 [Crankychangeling]: Heh. I don't know about kinky but it makes almost everything I watch on t.v look 3-d. Oh, and helping with the pain in my back is a plus too.

2008-01-05 [Rook]: Rizz is all pimped up and ready to go. So when are we going to kick off this shin-dig?

2008-01-05 [NOOOPE]: sooooon. Bwahahahahahahaha, and anyone can throw in characters whenever.

2008-01-06 [kay-chan]: I LOVE YOU LIKE ALGER DUN BEZZERKER.

2008-01-07 [NOOOPE]: Abba's Art Collection

ART PAGE OMG

2008-01-08 [NOOOPE]: OK, peeps, so here's the deal. The first missions'll be kinda slow, 'cause I need to make more characters to make more mission types available. So until that point, I'm gonna grab at least one of your characters and make them do stuff, aight?

2008-01-08 [kay-chan]: Grab my characters all you want, babe.

2008-01-08 [NOOOPE]: Ok, so I decided to announce a new mission I'll just say what characters I need on the bottom of either this page... or the character page, you know, the character page makes more sense.

2008-01-08 [kay-chan]: Logic? That's crazy talk! :D

2008-01-08 [Mortified Penguin]: Declaring that logic is crazy...? ...seems perfectly logical...

2008-01-08 [NOOOPE]: I would make a snide comment about religion at this time, but I am unsure of my audience, so I'll just smile and twiddle my thumbs snickering to myself. Heeheehee...

2008-01-08 [kay-chan]: Oh you thumb-twiddler. Come on over to the side of the Awesome Forefinger. Twiddle like you have never twiddled before.

2008-01-08 [NOOOPE]:

JUST REMEMBERED. I'm in charge of the npcs. So you do your characters, and me, being the gm of doom and gloom will do every other humanoid you come into contact with. 'S my world damnit! Prepare yourself for maniacal laughter. Bwahahahahahahahahah!

That being said, assume nothing until I actually have it happen. If you think I'm having a brain fart, poke me.

2008-01-08 [kay-chan]: Alright. Wasn't going to control any NPC's anywho. :P And it'll be nice not being the GM for once, anyway. (Or at least being under a GOOD GM.)

2008-01-08 [NOOOPE]: Awww, shucks. (Blushes and waves a hand)

2008-01-11 [NOOOPE]: Dudes, I have to pack/get on a 10 hour bus trip in the next two days. So my presence will be rare, at best.

2008-01-14 [Creedence]: this has nothing to do with cocaine. lame.

2008-01-14 [kay-chan]: Cosmo? Get out of my sight.

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